idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Every concussion has its silver lining
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Randomize
