Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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