the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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