There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
3 2 1 whiskey
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Randomize
