so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize
