I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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