But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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