you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
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Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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