Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
i out mim tonsoeep
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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