does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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