I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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