I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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