i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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