Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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