I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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