I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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