stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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