a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
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If I die, sorry about rent.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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