Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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