And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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