I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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