I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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