Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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