She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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