She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I will be naked everywhere
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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