Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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