Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
soo... how was my night?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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