just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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