god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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