At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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