your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
