My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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