This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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