i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
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I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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