what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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