I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
We left an ass print on the piano.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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