You work out of a Hotel?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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