I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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