Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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