i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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