Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
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Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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