Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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