"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
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Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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