At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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