It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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