booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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