the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
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You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
She made me pour olive oil on her.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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