Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
You are a genius and a whore.
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