I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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