Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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