I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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