My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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