can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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