Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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