do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
